A month ago marks the most recent rotation around the day of my birth. This means that today, you receive the knowledge of ten certified Rose Facts:
- Rose is more than three apples tall.
- Rose is a prime number of years old.
- Rose could slay Macbeth, were she ever in such a situation.
- Rose drinks about three cups of tea every day.
- Rose kept being a cat girl even after it went out of style.
- Rose whispers an apology to the potential spirit of any insect she swats.
- Rose believes that advanced alien civilizations are real but we probably haven’t met any.
- Rose takes half damage from heat and double damage from cold.
- Rose would almost certainly have become a priest or monk if born in a prior era.
- Rose feels a diffuse but genuine love for each and every person reading this list.
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